人啊~ 都不說實話!

        



                                                 說股票是毒品, 都在玩.
        
                                                 說金錢是罪惡, 都在撈.
        
                                                 說美女是禍水, 都想要.
        
                                                 說高處不勝寒, 都在爬.
        
                                                 說煙酒傷身體, 都不戒.
        
                                                 說天堂最美好, 都不去.

                                              


                                                男想高, 女想瘦. 

                                                狗穿衣, 人露肉.
        
                                               鄕下早屒鷄叫人(起床)  
                                              
                                               都市晩上人叫鷄(喝酒)